THE PURINA DIET |
I have 2 large dogs and was buying a large bag of
Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog ?
D U H ? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
Although probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last
time.
But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
everywhere and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a
perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
with my story,
particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned
me ?
I told her no,
I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered
to the door laughing.